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Zero F*CKS Given funny candle

Zero F*CKS Given funny candle

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Introducing the "Zero F*CKS Given" sarcastic candle, because clearly, those middle-age revelations need a scented accompaniment. This 4oz amber jar isn’t just a candle; it's a tribute to that glorious moment when you realize that worrying about what others think is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Available in 14 fabulous scents to match your new carefree attitude - choose from the soothing Vanilla Bean to the feisty Blood Orange, or even the enigmatic Sage & Cypress for those days when you want to channel your inner zen while rolling your eyes at the world. It’s perfect for adults navigating the thrilling chaos of life; whether you want to breathe in the aroma of Fallen Leaves or revel in the nostalgia of Cinnamon Chai, this candle says, “I’m here for a good time, not a long time.” Light it up and let everyone know you've officially entered the zero-tolerance phase for nonsense. Because, really, who has the energy to care anymore?

Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 4oz Vessel and 3.7oz Wax; 2.25" (W or Diameter) x 2.75" (H with lid), 7.5" (Circumference)
Vessel Height Variance of +/- .25"
Burn Time Approx. 20 Hours
Hand Poured in the USA
*Hand-poured wax levels may vary in height and color.
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