Looking to cleanse your space but tired of the mundane sage ritual? Enter the "Humorous Scented Candle Better Than Sage Gift, Sarcastic Tequila Lover Present." This 4oz jar of aromatic joy is just perfect for adults who understand that sometimes, it’s best to mask the smell of bad decisions rather than truly confront them. With 14 scents ranging from the saccharine bliss of Vanilla Bean to the sophisticated allure of Cashmere Musk, you’ll be too busy inhaling to notice the poor life choices lingering in the air. It’s a candle for those who want to say, “I’d rather smell vanilla than deal with my reality.” Just imagine the smile on a friend’s face as they unwrap this gem, inevitably asking, “What does ‘better than sage’ mean?” Well, now they can light it up and drown out their existential crisis in a cloud of over-sweetened bliss. So go ahead, let’s ignite the sarcasm and fill the air with the only thing better than sage—an ironic nod to tequila.
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free) Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA Size: 4oz Vessel and 3.7oz Wax; 2.25" (W or Diameter) x 2.75" (H with lid), 7.5" (Circumference) Vessel Height Variance of +/- .25" Burn Time Approx. 20 Hours Hand Poured in the USA *Hand-poured wax levels may vary in height and color.
