Introducing the "Funny Gift Candle: Zero Plans Zero Regrets"—because what better way to celebrate the joys of middle age than with a candle that screams, "I’ve given up!" This 4oz jar is packed with scent options that range from “I wish I was on a beach” to “I just made cookies, but didn’t.” With 14 irresistible scents like Vanilla Bean and Blood Orange, you can choose one that perfectly matches your complete lack of a weekend agenda.
Perfect for that friend who insists that brunch is a hobby or your aunt who has taken up rock collecting as her new passion. It’s the ideal gift for middle-aged women—because nothing says “I care about you” like a candle that hints at an empty social calendar! Light it up, take a whiff, and bask in the aroma of all the plans you didn’t make. Finally, a gift that aligns with their lifestyle of “I’ll stay in and binge-watch my feelings.” Go on, embrace the sarcasm!
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free) Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA Size: 4oz Vessel and 3.7oz Wax; 2.25" (W or Diameter) x 2.75" (H with lid), 7.5" (Circumference) Vessel Height Variance of +/- .25" Burn Time Approx. 20 Hours Hand Poured in the USA *Hand-poured wax levels may vary in height and color.
